Mr Ev

I'll tell you a story, familiar story.

OK, so we've got the album, biog & everything and it's like we've gotta do something with 'em now, so we send 'em off, make a few calls, give it ALL THAT... nothing!

What do you do all day?

I'll tell you a story, forgettable story

So you give 'em a few days, you play the game & you give 'em another call and it's like, "errrrr what CD? Sorry I've been really busy". The dirty bastards!

What do you do all day?

It's getting too familiar, it seems I'm getting nowhere fast.
It's getting all peculiar, I don't know if I'm gonna last
It really starts to bug me, I wonder what you do all day
I really start to wonder, I wonder if I've gone astray?

I'll tell you a story, a story of glory

So you get to the venue, there's nobody on time, there's no promoter, the PA's blown & then some dog on a string do-what-you-likey comes up and says, "Oh, can I borrow your guitar?"

What do you do all day?

It's getting too familiar, it seems I'm getting nowhere fast
It's getting all peculiar, I don't know if I'm gonna last
It really starts to bug me, I wonder what you do all day
I really start to wonder, I wonder if I've gone astray?